maybe-itdoesntmatterr:

reverseracism:

Asshole

chipsprites:

Me: *escaping the louvre, having just stolen the mona lisa*

The police: Stop right there!

Me: credit to the original artist. :)

The police: Oh, never mind, you’re free to go.

caterpie:

Metroid (1986)

rexuality:

me: *places a cup of water for ME upon any surface in the fucking world*

my cat: ✨🌈gotta stay hydrated uwu🌈✨

me: this is my fucking drink and you know it, beast

my cat: ✨👅💦 you know what they say! 8 cups a day! 👅💦✨

me: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN WATER BOWL

my cat: ✨remember ur beautiful just the way you are babes!! drink water💦 spit fire! 🔥 blem blem blem blem blem ✨

sasuge:

i am talking to a guy on facebook and he said ‘hey just to make it clear i’m only talking to you because you like naruto and stuff haha’ and i think i just got naruto zoned

(Source: balkansoul)

(Source: sward)

charjabug-propoganda:

SIR THATS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CHARJABUG

dunkstein:

koobaxion:

Malcom in the Middle Ages

You’re not the lord of me now

saywhat-politics:

“Fuck your wall.” - Stephen King

unpatchedglitch:

leafgreen6:

*less intense